Today, Wise Panda is contemplating the idea of champions: Library Gladiators. The way we here at Wise Panda see it, students these days have it too easy, they don't know how to fight for themselves. Let us consider the following aspects of student life: having the government pay for tuition fees; sleeping in; a 4 month summer holiday, student loans, and so on...

We think its about time these layabouts had to fight for their own survival, and their right to call themselves students of semi-mediocre subjects in an attempt to redeem themselves from a life of insignificance.

Library gladiators is the solution to these problems.

Consider this, you're wandering round the library in search of a particular book, you turn into an aisle near the back of the library, usually the quietest area where no-one really sits, when suddenly, the student is confronted by several gladiators blocking his way with several padded-weapons. Better yet, on entry to the library, the student is immediately pummeled with a barrage of tennis-balls fired from a wall-mounted gun operated by a gladiator, who can swivel around in his chair in order to gain maximum perspective over the library. This can be applied to all aspects of university lfie, for instance when a student needs to submit a piece of coursework, he or she will be confronted by a number of gladiators throwing balls at them and trying to block them away from the coursework submission area, if the student fails to drop their coursework within the allotted time, they fail their degree. Simple.